I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Come share oat with me in your robe
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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