what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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