Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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