Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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