How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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