i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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