It's like God shit irony all over that family
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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