And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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