My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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