You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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