Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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