Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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