...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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