Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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