my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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