I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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