doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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