question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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