Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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