Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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