you didnt know i had herpes?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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