hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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