what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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