even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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