Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
jump out the window naked night went bad
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