why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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