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Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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