It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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