My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
