Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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