CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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