Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize