sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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