dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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