she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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