Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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