My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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