hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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