my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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