You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize