i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
