Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My dick has a subreddit
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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