How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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