Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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