i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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