I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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