I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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