Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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