That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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