i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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