i may or may not be watching the land before time
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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