What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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