Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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