Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I checked into jail on foursquare
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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