Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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