ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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