They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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