So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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